Fifty shades of Grey-rewiew★☆☆☆☆

Hello everyone.

I start my review by saying that if could give zero stars, in this book, I would have already given, but since he never heard of a hotel zero stars then seem right that even a "book" as this does not has at least one.

Fifty shades of Grey is the book of today, and also that of yesterday, while we're at.

It was published in 2012 by the publishing house Mondadori and is (unfortunately) only the first of a trilogy, always based on the same monotonous story.

For those who have not yet realized are here to remove once and for all the myth of the "universal success" of Fifty shades of Grey, and excuse me if I leave some insults, but after losing four days to read a story like shit I have this really and tremendous need to vent.

However, continuing the review, it seems that now everyone knows what kind is this story; it is an erotic genre (which I still have not found while reading), but to me in many ways made me die laughing, so call it a comic novel (also if isn't a novel, I'll tell you why ).

Erotic, in a few words, just talk about sex, or, in the language of Mr. Grey, of "fuck" (strong), a term that made me laugh from the first page.

The "writer" is E.L.James (Erika Leonard James); born in England in 1963 she wrote the trilogy Fifty Shades of ... as a fanfiction of Twilight saga (blatantly). It's became famous because of the success they have made the three erotic books (which means that there are around many readers still not literate who think that these "books" are the apotheosis of the literature, while it is not).

Plot:

Anastasia Steele is 21 years old; when, as a favor to her roommate, she goes to interview Christian Grey, with whom he began a relationship once more thrust than normal (even is to sign a contract). In growing emotions Anastasia ends up falling in love with Christian, but he understands that to be able to understand love in all its parts must find out how far it is his sadism. For that she asks him to make her feel worse, but living that experience realizes to be in love with a sick man, and decides to run away.

I avoid to add the usual phrases

because I do not want to lead you

to read this garbage.

This book makes you laugh.

Get an idea of ​​what is fool knowing how it starts. On the first page Anastasia looks in the mirror disappointed by her looks and thinks, "I look in the mirror, angry and disappointed. To hell my hair ...". To me it looks more like a teenager's theme. That is, who cares if you do not like your hair, rather tell me something more important. You have to know, in fact, that E.L.James is an incapable author in physical descriptions of people; while reading the book I had to think up and down the characters of the story because they were never described.

The style of writing is very low. Some books written for girls are much better. Because this is a book written for people who do not have extensive literary and read basic books, with no real plot or story or whatever you want.

Then, the characters; them are improbable to a level truly maximum.

Anastasia is an idiot. At her first appearance to Mr. Grey she falls. It stumbles and falls sprawling on the floor. And here the first figure of shit of the book, to be followed by many others. Among the most memorable scenes Anastasia, five minutes after meeting him, asks Grey if it happens to be gay. 

But I say, how's your mind to image a dialogue of this kind?

In addition, there is no real plot that can withstand, the fact of why he does not want to be touched or nothing is placed in plain sight and you understand already half the book, the ending is bad both for the fact that it is unlikely that the duration of the scene. Everything takes five or ten pages if I remember correctly, and even detailed, like the rest of the book.

Then, the repetition of words and phrases. Every three lines Anastasia thinks "My inner goddess dances Salsa" or "My inner goddess is doing somersaults" or some nonsense like this and you're there that answer to yourself what you are reading, whether a novel or something that you can not even give a name, how heavy it is. As for the terms it's getting more selective: E.L.James can not seem to describe sex scenes without putting at least three times in the same sentence the word "groan" and "come". It seems that Anastasia able to do just that all the time in which she is with Grey. Apart from that she is even if he passes an ice cube on her stomach (stage I suggest to jump); apparently Steele realizes only at the end of the book that he is mentally ill, because ovviously when someone takes you whipped and spanked, and you hook onto an iron bar is normal.

I do not know what to say, except do not read it.

laranakermit19 (;